THE-PLAN: Anyone want to join us in a little friendly competition? We honestly think it could help us all. Any help is not only helpful but joyfully received! We have been convicted that the world and our new President/V.P. should have received a much better sermon than we were provided at the inaugural prayer service. God hasn’t told me specifically what I should be doing right now, but he has made it crystal clear that he has not gifted me in public speaking, so this is a written theoretical growth experiment only. That all being said this is totally not about anyone but God. Please help us with that! If you know who any of us are, and some of you will, please keep it between you and Yahweh. We are ready and happy to die whenever it's God's will, but that doesn’t mean we should send out invitations asking God’s enemies to hurt us.
THE-GOAL: write a better sermon, in accordance with God’s word, than the one President Trump and J.D. Vance were assaulted with by Bishop “Karen”.
RULE-BOOK: Rules suck, so maybe one and done… Participation is limited to sinners forgiven by Jesus who would like to honor God by pointing out, for the world to see, why everything is better when contextually following God’s word. Okay, two and through. We agree that all of us are supposed to put America (or your country) first after God and Family, so like this God>Family>Country>Others>Self and not as we have been taught Self>Others>Family>Country>God. Priorities out of whack, is whack yo! Please do NOT FAFO; that’s obviously not a rule, just a plea for sanity.
FINE-PRINT: All prizes are to be provided by Yahweh and stored in heaven to enable their eternal use. Any earthly benefit is purely by the grace of God. God will choose and reveal the winner at his discretion alone. Any disagreement with these terms and conditions may be brought up with God, directly or via his son Jesus alone, at any time, but sanity highly discourages such behavior due to the likelihood of an undesirable outcome.
SPOILER-ALERT: God wins this competition, as does anyone who seeks Jehovah’s truth.
GO-DO: Why are you still here? You could at least forward this to someone, all free Christians can still share God's word, just saying...
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Loving God, who is in Heaven, holy be your name!
You will return!
Your commands enacted, now!
Here on Earth, and in Heaven.
Please feed our physical bodies each day;
forgive our sins like we forgive those who sin against us
You get ALL of the power, and glory, eternally!
Amen (word to your mother)
ps - You know what I mean, even when my brain errs
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